Jobs for Pets

Our pets have been doing the stay at home thing far longer than we have. During the pandemic they helped us deal with being locked-down, told to stay indoors. Cats, dogs, gerbils, geckos and guinea-pigs mastered the staying inside thing long ago, and they've figured out how to be productive at it without much effort.

You may right now be working from home, or looking for a work-from-home job, but have you overlooked an important business opportunity? People need services which your pet, or pets, can deliver to others for you. They become your employees (paid only in food you already supply them) and you make all the profits!

For a small donation, we will send you the list of jobs which pets are fully capable of satisfying. What do we do with the money you send? We buy food for our own pets, of course, because they are already employed, and deserve some good eats.

Donate just

(more if you wish) to receive a list of 20 job tasks your pet can do … and you can exploit, to make capitalism work for you.