Thrilling Geek Games!

For a single simolean (not exactly sure what a simolean is, someone's probably offended) you can participate in the exciting new tournament of games for geeks! Of course, jocks, jockettes, jockeys and all forms of LGBTQIA2S▬47 jockers are welcome to join as well. There is no advantage to athletes whether professional, amateur, trans, queer, … whatever. The only qualification is a desire to have fun … and drop us a buck, of course.

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Entry fee is

(more if you wish), we'll send you instructions to all these games. Record the games and send us links to your videos. Awards, and sometimes reward$, are given to those showing exceptional achievement. Sometimes this means participants demonstrating the most enthusiasm or greatest skill get recognized, occasionally we deem videos with the best soundtrack or exotic background to be worthy. It's all good, as long as you have fun doing it!
    Currently sending instructions for the Squid Game collection:
  • Marco Rollo --Instead of machine gun bullets, there's creamy caramels wrapped in rich chocolate
  • Tug-O-Warheads --A new twist of extreme sour added to the sweet old classic
  • Stick Your Marbles --It's buckets of fun!
  • Crossing the Bridge --A game that really blows (a *real* trophy will be awarded for the most creative bridge)