Support those living beyond Thunderdome

Like Tina said, "we don't need another hero". We certainly don't need another super hero (somebody please tell Marvel and Disney Studios). Instead, we need to prepare for the coming apocalypse whether it be a full scale natural disaster taking out much of the country, a nuclear attack from North Korea, Iran, Russia or some unstable teenager in the suburbs of Detroit, or maybe a solar flare, aka coronal mass ejection, will reduce our grid along with the entire Internet to a collection of cute retro memorabilia, whatever, … something is coming!
However most people are convinced we will undergo a complete economic collapse long before any of those other things happen and, as indicated already, there is no Avenger geared-up and outfitted in an appropriate color leotard to fight such a catastrophe. You, yes, you are the solution!
By donating $1 (more if you wish) to the small group of lazy good for nothings responsible for assisting those in need as listed here on this site, we will reap the reward of your contribution to help us get through it all. We don't eat much, and we're used to playing the same old Wii games collecting dust in a corner of our underground bunker.
Donate just Please help us survive impending doom. It's good for the after-life judgement of your soul.